Loverbating
not l-st nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have s-x.
johnny:i’m loverbating to emma watson oh my g-d she’s so sweet and nice and intelligent i just love her! -jack off
steve: what the f-ck you don’t know her plus she lives across the sea
johnny day dreaming: sailors singing and dancing: “oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
other sailors: -whistling in tune
sailor: oh the big mystery!
other sailors: of the wide wide open sea!
-sailor folk dance-sailor folk dance
sailors signing: oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
-jack off
sailors whistling- -sailor folk dance
jack: -stares what the f-ck is the matter with you man!?? -runs away screaming
johnny:…. :o)
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