Lovers flu
where two people who are married/dating are off from work “sick” at the same time. most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of std.
admin office :
“mr x & mrs y are off with flu today.”
office staff :
“dude, x & y are off with lovers flu! lol probably got genital fungus”
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