lovezoned
when you want to be a good friend with someone but both suddenly fall in love each other and destroy your wonderful-to-be friendship.
i meet this really wonderful person and we begin doing exciting things together when suddenly i get lovezoned and all the adventures go to h-ll because we were too busy smiling at each other and making s-x all the time.
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