Lovin’ Oven
when a man sticks his p-n-s in some flammable material, preferably gasoline, and has a woman give him oral while her mouth is full of ice cubes. also known as the baked alaskan and natural fire and ice.
p 1: dude did you here what jim did to sally last night?
p 2: what?
p1: he gave her a lovin’ oven!
p 2: what the h-ll is that?
-3 minutes later-
p 2: d:
p 1: xd
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