low key dying
when life hits you too hard but you can’t be a b-tch about it.
i’m low key dying, notice me senpai.
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- YOLOFI
“you only live once, f-ck it.” used for when you should just jump off a bridge, and make rash decisions because life is too short. i have a final exam tomorrow worth 60% off my mark, but all my friends are going out tonight, yolofi.
- vambora
a contraction of two words in portuguese: “vamos” + “embora”. “vambora maluco, tô atrasado!”
- Dichflicken
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- trespasser
someone who enters an owner’s land or property without permission i called the police and told them their was a tresp-sser on my property
- writing his name in the snow
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