Lowang
lo w-ng is the main character of the video game shadow warrior, released by 3d realms on may 13, 1997. the game was based on a modified version of the build 3d engine, which was also used in the more popular 3d realms t-tle duke nukem 3d.
one of the more notable features of this game is lo w-ng’s continual barrage of antisocial, racist, s-xist in-game remarks intended to be humorous. in addition, shadow warrior was incredibly violent and gory (as was typical of first-person shooters of the time), and as a result, it has been frequently cited as one of the most offensive widely-released computer games of all time.
in beavercreek, ohio, the low-ngist school of thought refers to the radical philosophical belief that the existing social order is irreversibly flawed and a small group of opportunistic social elites possesses sufficient power to supplant the established cultural standards via deception and intrigue. its founder, tiberius low-ng, identified the movement’s principles with the antisocial behavior exhibited by lo w-ng in the video game.
i bow before the greatness of german general tiberius low-ng.
a mythical appendage, capable of inflicting severe damage upon the vessel of all womanhood. legend has it that the legacy of the mighty lo w-ng skips generations, p-ssing only to the most apt misogynist of an endowed physicality.
you dare challenge the mighty lo w-ng?
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