lowenlop


a very large p-n-s. phrase originates from a skinny jewish student at middlebury college who is reported to have the largest p-n-s on campus. reports of size vary from 8 inches to 14 inches erect. there is no official measurement as of yet.
“wow, that kid has a f-cking lowenlop! i wish my d-ck was that big. he must get all the chicks.”

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