when a male is standing in the middle of two woman lying on their backs. he wants to please them both, but alas has only one pyallus. so, he puts a strap on d-ld- on backwards so the dild is facing the back. this way he can achieve his goal of pleasing both woman at once with one thrust move. the d-ld- and the mans real equipment will form a lower case t with the mans body.
grayson: hey trey, i manage to penetratively please sondra and deb at the same time last night!
trey: how?? you only have one pe… oh the lower case t! you b-st-rd!
grayson: (nodding while drinking hypnotiq ) f-ckin’ lower case t, bro
what jake says when he or his friends get into bone city. from the webanimation deepsp-ce 69 by mondo media “niiiceee”
- two speed
used to describe people who are incapable, whether through disinterest or the inability to stop, of drinking socially: they either have a single drink, or they get completely sh-tfaced. person 1: gents, who’s up for a few brewskis after work tonight? person 2: great idea, i could really use a couple of bevvies. should i […]
- ariel sapphire
an oceans song bird. rare to see but heard for miles. beautiful and unique in nature. you’ll miss that b-tch when she is gone. ariel sapphire was here, somewhere…
1 – someone who can smoke incredible amounts of weed, giving off the impression they are some sort of weed wizard. 2 – someone who always seems to pull weed out of nowhere, like some sort of magic trick, even when they have no job or money to afford as much as they have. stoner […]
luke_irl is a c-nt triggered by the word ”cx”. he dosen’t like darkies. he uses trihard pretty often. he is a c-nt. it is used when you call someone an idiot. exampel: you are a luke_irl