Lowes before Hos
when a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.
hey honey, do you want to the mall? nah, i gotta date with a case o’ beer and my car upgrades. these aren’t going to install themselves. you’re always under you car! when are you going to spend time with me? lowes before hos baby… lowes before hos.
the act of a man forgoing s-x or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.
dude, she was like “please stay and sastify me”, and i was like “sorry babe, i needs me a new weed whacker, so….lowes before ho’s”
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