Lowiessen


a lowiessen is a fat person from the netherlands.
he likes to eat lots of hamburgers and goes to the burger-king a lot.
you can also recognise a lowiessen by the way he rides his bike, he looks like a drunk man with incredible speed for someone who is as fat as he is.
omg that lowiessen ordered just 15 meals today
ffs duud.. thats nothing

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