LP Agent
an agent of a merchant or a retail corporation who specializes in the investigation, arrest, and prosecution of shoplifting and other theft related crimes. these agents are typically designated as loss prevention (lp) agents.
the other day my friend was chased down and tackled by two lp agents for stealing some jeans at the mall. now he’s in jail.
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