jeff morris is lpmagic.
- facial d*ck holder
one that holds or slaps a d-ck on there face…. during s-x with a female or male… the one slapping it onto the others face is the facial d-ck holder. d-mn man that girl was a facial d-ck holder last night… one who holds a d-ck with his face carmen is a facial d-ck holder
the raging fear of anything written or relating to william shakespeare. person 1: did you hear about that test on romeo and juliet? person 2: yeah, i’ve got some major shakesfeare for that.
- daily express
essentially, the daily mail for the over 60s. i’m about to have a daily express moment: “stop asylum seek….”. what was i saying? a british newspaper, founded in 1900. originally a broadsheet, it has been a tabloid for the past few decades. the paper was bought by p-rnographer richard desmond in 2000, and since then […]
a fairly rare name reserves for the “brown” population. generally a person who uses their looks for attention yet deny any wh-r- references. generally have overprotective parents who try to prevent these actions but end up provoking them. no one can hate a shamanta but no one can love her either. “you know that new […]
the act of arguing and debating using the fundamentals of the lsat conducted by those that are studying for the lsat and/or wants to go to law school. friend 1: “that event is tbd (to be determined)” friend 2: “what do you mean tbd, its tba since i am not determining it and you will […]