LPMB Hal
the self proclaimed king of the linkin park message board forum the barracks. he has been described as a troll, a comedian, a revolutionary, and an -sshole in general.
his shenanigans have gotten him banned more times than can be counted and he keeps coming back to both torture and amuse the m-sses.
he can be identified by his ridiculously complex vocab word of a screen name and posts that mock other users. other notable characteristics include other users that follow him around from thread to thread either as enemies or idolaters.
beware, you must exhibit impecable spelling and possess wit to escape his wrath.
newbie: “who is hal?”
mod: “don’t worry about it, just stay out of his way and you will be fine.”
most recently known as (in alphabetical order):
anathematize
bacillicide
bahadur
cachet
contumacious
cruor
destabilisant
desultory
diaphanous
ensanguined
homage
huzzah
ichthyomancy
impotent
intolerance
macrocephalous
myxomas
nothal
obganiate
obganiate
omnipotent
quab
r-t-rdant
skylined
speedway
trepidation
uliginous
insert big word here.
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