LQTM
“laughing quietly to myself.” a more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb.
when people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.
b-n-r jokes cause me to lqtm.
(lqtm) laughing quietly to myself: a kinder gentler, more accurate “lol”. first credits for the use of this acronym date back to george w. braun in 1999.
“i read melissa b’s humorous facebook post and it had me lqtm”
‘laughing quietly to myself’. an honest alternative to lol. popularized by us comedian demetri martin.
white boy a says: he was all up in my grill!!
white boy b says: lqtm
laugh quietly to myself. founded by demetri martin.
demitri martin, “lol’s are just over rated. i always type ‘lqtms’. its more honest anyway.”
laughing quietly to myself.
tina: lol, you’re so funny.
rachel: lqtm, i know, i know.
tina: wtf is lqtm?
rachel: laughing quietly to myself. i tend to be more truthful than others.
tina: …
“laughing quietly to myself”
a variation of lol, used to seem witty and realistic.
bob: did you see that youtube video i sent you earlier?
walter: yeah, lqtm.
contrary to the popular phrase lol, this phrase stands for “laugh quietly to myself”.
yeah it was pretty funny lqtm.
←
Read Also:
- explose
the exposure of something in an explosive manner. a portmanteaus of “explode” and “expose.” janet jackson’s top explosed.
- elephant golf
seriously drunk, or high on drugs to an extreme point “i’m mashed off me face.” completely out of it, after excess alcohol or marijuana. sh-t man, i was complete mashed last night.. adj. to be drunk on alcohol and stoned on marijuana (cannabis) at the same instant he got mashed, was playin xbox last nite […]
- village
anything conducted on a small scale, with a very low standard, such as a village fair. “this pub is completely village.” public housing/ government housing projects for poor people who don’t work and decide to live off the government instead. people residing in ” the village ” will usually be hooked on drugs, have 2 […]
- dracut
one confunsed town that has 2 many hills and a f-cked up population. located in good ole m-ssachusettes and yes this town is “blessed” with a boston accent draconians typical opening conversation on a sat-rday: dude! did ya go to the football game last night? yah me too, how bad did we lose? dracut doesn’t […]
- F your A
euphemism / abbreviation for “f-ck your -ss”. you lost my days work? i’m gonna f your a! guy: hey babe, let’s get kinky. girl: ok… f my a big guy!