it’s an abbrieviation of “learn to read”
usually used when the person you are talking to is stupidly ignorant and isn’t carefully reading what you wrote before replying with some dumb-ss comment.
john: not enough women like fishing.
tom: oh yeah, how would you like a hand up your -ss? douche.
john: wtf dude?? i said fishing. dammit lrn2read
the douche bag that goes home everyday at lunchtime to check his email to see if he has got posted on urban dictionary. blahblahblah… church blahblahblah…feelings blahblahblah email blahblahblah… luckylon.
that one guy we all know who lacks consistency in the deodorant department and smells more like an onion patch rather than a whiff of roses. yo man, someone be mafoofin’ up in this joint
- Scummit Hell
the worst junior high school in suburban chicago from the years 1973-2007. actually named “summit hill,” this school had been known in the tri-county area for being sh-tty as h-ll. “dude, did you see those two male teachers at the bar drunk and hugging each other?” “yeah, i heard a female teacher was standing by […]
- Macadamia Ranch
a place to house the mentally ill. same as b–by hatch, funny farm, “insane asylum”, “loony bin”, “nut house”, “cuckoos nest” etc. after i had a nervous breakdown, i was admitted to the macadamia ranch for a little mental vacation.
- Combustable Lemon
from the game portal 2. a lemon with the power to explode and start a fire. yelled by cave johnson via an old recording while ch-ll and glados navigate through the abandoned part of apeture science laboratories. “i’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!”-cave johnson