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• Gilding the Lilly

  to adorn unnecessarily something already beautiful. the expression is a condensation of shakespeare’s metaphor in king john: “to gild refined gold, to paint the lily … is wasteful and ridiculous excess.” i.e., you wouldn’t need to add gold to a beautiful lily. jennilyn is so beauitful that putting on makeup is just gilding the lilly.

• Lsmip

  the acranim for “laughing so much i pee” this is a common phrase i use and wanted others to use. guy1(via text): gawd im tired guy2(via text): that’s what she said! guy1(via text): lsmip! omg thats hilarios!

• raving

  to rave, the act of wild, out of control dancing to loud electric/techno music along with lots of strobe lights and flashers i came home exhausted at 5 am after a long night of raving. driving around a popular public place in your car with friends while blasting techno rave music to complete strangers. on […]

• mind-masturbating

  to mind-f-ck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc. i’m mind masturbating to string theory right now. john’s girlfriend: “hey, want to come over?” john: “hold on a second, i’m finishing up mind-masturbating to stephen hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. oh yeah, oh yeah…” john’s girlfriend: “oh.”

• Minnesota Ice Fishing

  the act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman’s v-g-n- and pulling out her intestines one by one. then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal. phil: “would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?” tim: “no i’m afraid not. i […]

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