LSVD
acronym for limited selection visual distortion. lsvd is when a guy finds a woman substantially more attractive than she is because there is few others to choose from. oftentimes a friend will have to point this out to you, usually noticed when you tell this friend that you find a girl attractive and he completely disagrees.
johnny: ey but uhh, stacy is pretty cute i think i’m gunna hook up with her
josh: wtf! that girl is disgusting, you just think that because shes the only chick your age at work, textbook case of lsvd.
johnny: oh d-mn! i never thought of it like that.
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