Lubbock Texas
probably the most f-cking boring city in the wole country. there is nothing to do here except visit texas tech and our cr-ppy themepark, joyland :/ but once you’ve done that, you’ve bout done it all. we’re home of the dixie chicks and have more churches than lines that charlie sheen does in a day.
hey, what do you want to do today?
oh i don’t know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well f-ck, i guess thats it then huh?
yep.
i f-cking hate lubbock texas
me too.
lets become p-rnstars.
okay.
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