Lubbock


city in texas, home of the texas tech red raiders. known for it’s incredible lack of trees, water and hills, as well as it’s insane m-ss of dust, wind, and trucks.
lubbock is a great place to live, but you wouldn’t want to visit…
in lubbock, you could watch your dog run away for three days…
to correct texasissh-tty up there, lubbock is not near texas tech. texas tech is in lubbock. lubbock is more so on the religious side (h-llo! it’s in the bible belt!) and the only democrats who live in lubbock are not from lubbock. in fact, they only recently moved there. it’s all republicans. and people from lubbock only like ttu football when mike leach is the coach, not tupperwear or tuberville or whatever his name is. lubbock is not the only town that is proud of their college. any town with a big 12 college is proud of it.
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where you can contract syphilis by taking too deep of an inhale.
don’t go to lubbock, texas. you’ll pick up a raider rash or maybe one of the other thriving std’s at the community college known as texas tech.
awful, horrible city. located near texas tech, which is a good school in its own right. don’t be fooled, however, because lubbockites are very proud of texas tech and will shove it in your face. constantly. not a good place if you like trees, aren’t that religious, are a democrat, or generally like people even if they don’t believe what you believe. the school system is okay, but the students are ignorant and value stupidity. they care for no one but themselves, and the entire city is apathetic to all problems as long as it doesn’t affect it. just don’t live here.
lubbock is a sh-t town and i don’t know why you would like it.

girl 1: i hate lubbock.
girl 2: shut the f-ck up, lubbock is great. it’s a party town. it has tech. go football! and you know what? texas is the greatest. we should all backstab each other.

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