lube job while you wait
the act of having s-x with a jar or bottle of lube while p-rnographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in canada.
son: “one of my bmw’s broke down so i am relieving my hardships through l-sting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed.”
parent: “ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait.”
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