lube pooper
one who p–ps lube; a prolific enjoyer of -n-l s-x.
the -n-s is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy b-tt stuff. this results in a r-ct-m full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube p–p.
can be used as a general h-m-phobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their b-tt f-cked. can also be modified into the gerund form, “lube p–ping.”
a. that guy in the red jacket left me a five dollar tip on a $90 check. what a lube p–per.
b. my boyfriend wanted to try -n-l s-x and he loves it. he can’t get enough of my strap-on. he’s become a total, lube-p–ping b-tt sl-t!
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