Lubed-up power-wank
generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.
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skunk: what’s dale doing? doesn’t he have to leave in 5 minutes?
mike: yes, that’s why he’s saving time with a lubed-up power-w-nk
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