lubricunt


a c-nt, so wet that it doesn’t require any lubrication to engage in any form of s-xual act; c-nt that is ready to-go.
“baby, why is your l-b– majora so wet and juicy?” says a f-ck buddy.
“oh, you didn’t know?” says the female, “i have a lubric-nt! and i am ready to go!”

n. the viscous excretion that is produced “down there” when two girls kiss each other more than thirty seconds.
we’d been kissing for almost an hour when i noticed lubric-nt had soaked through my panties.

lubrication for the c-nt

lubric-nt can also be used on other parts that need lubrication.
my bike chain was stiff so i greased it with some lubric-nt

whilst b-mming are l-ss, i nearly snapped my banjo string, if only i had some lubric-nt.

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