Lucius Malfoy
s-xy. evil. snarling. will beat you with the pimp cane if you mess up his stunning hair.
lucius is spelled lucius, not luscious, although lucius malfoy is quite luscious.
superb piece of crumpet and little draco’s daddy. nuff said!
lucius malfoy is a superb piece of crumpet
lucius malfoy is the father of draco and husband to narcissa malfoy. he is a death eater and all around baddie in the harry potter books though in the last installment of the series, the deathly hallows, lucius’ pureblood ideals seem to take a back seat to protecting his family. in the second book, he was responsible for getting tom riddle’s diary into ginny weasley’s hands and thus reopening the chamber of secrets. he was a high ranking death eater in voldemort’s inner circle until he screwed up and got thrown into azkaban prison for the department of mysteries debacle. lucius is known for his wealth and influence in the wizarding community despite his prejudice against muggle borns like hermione granger. he is portrayed by jason isaacs in the harry potter films.
hermione: wow, that lucius malfoy is a real fox! too bad he’s such a prejudiced pr-ck and would probably avada me if i offered to polish his broomstick…
the gay father of draco malfoy in the harry potter book series and movies, who has the hair every girl dreams of.
person 1: hey, did you see lucius malfoy in harry potter?
person 2: omg yes!
person 1: i know! isn’t he hot?!?!
person 2: actually, i meant that i wish i had his hair.
person 3: oh yeah, it does remind me of my aunt’s!
people 1 and 2: lucky aunt!!!!
lucius malfoy is a pureblood wizard and a high ranking death eater. lucius’ dull wit caused him to lose favor with the dark lord towards the end of the series.
contrary to the opinions of deluded fangirls, having a pale pointed face is in no way s-xy. the term “lucius malfoy” could be used to describe a person who is incompetent.
that guy is such a lucius malfoy! he can’t do anything right!
i hope i don’t get a lucius malfoy as my lab partner.
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