when you wipe your b-tt and your finger breaks through and you get lucky
i was using some cheap toilet paper and had a lucky b-tt wipe
- road trick
hooking up with someone who is far away from your current location. grindr says that you are 162 miles away. i’m up for taking a road trick.
showing off unnecessarily about a recent past incident. he flaggerated about how he was in the limelight at yesterdays get together.
words that people add to urban dictionary that make no sense and no one anywhere uses. potatoness, meaning how much potato content one has, is a junkword.
- Santa Clausing
santa-clausing is a joke that you do to other people’s houses; basically you climb on the other person’s roof and start stomping on it. person 1: ding dong ditching and forking is for p-ss-es, we should santa-claus other peoples houses person 2: h-ll yeah, i love santa-clausing people! terrible dancing in which the male places […]
- squirrel nose
a powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one’s ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity. kayta, you’re getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.