lucky lager shirley
when you take a girl in an outhouse, and you f-ck her doggy style, so her hands are on the toilet. right before you c-m, pound your 40 of lucky lager and smash the emptly bottle over her head and push her in.
i gave jake’s mom a lucky lager shirley last night…
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