luckythetourist
a pompous douche bag with a penchant for ending every sentence in “derp.” thinks everything he says is funny. also likely to appreciate the company of felines more than is considered healthy.
that -sshole owns 25 cats. what a luckythetourist!
a pompous douche bag with a penchant for ending every sentence in “derp.” thinks everything he says is funny. also likely to appreciate the company of felines more than is considered healthy.
what are you some luckythetourist?
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