the name lucy mandroaf originated from a mispr-nunciation of luther vandross. by coincidence, sheohead elephant girl gave birth at the same time. she then decided to call her baby lucy mandroaf. lucy was born in 33334 b.y. (browntardf years), about two days ago. shes now 51 years old
lucy mandroaf has some quality songs like the closer i get to death and dance with my foreskin again.
luffegås, the former term for pingvin (penguin) in danish. in the 1930’s a horrible mistake was made, and the word luffegås was exchanged with the english “penguin” (pingvin in danish). today people of denmark frequently use pingvin as the indicator for the anartican, aquatic, flightless bird. not knowing of the awesomeness of the original term […]
- mexican kiss
the mexican kiss is basically a french kiss, only there is a burrito in between the 2 people kissing, in fact, you could take the other person completely out of the equation, as long as there is a lot of sauce, tortilla, and tongue. tom: hey george, is that a burrito? george: yeah. tom: why […]
someone who is slow and stupid. who cannot undertsnad things easily and when they do it is often slow. that girl is so slowpid , is took her 2 days to figure out 2+2! that gyu is so slowpid, he dind;t understand my joke, til a week later.
- slow your scroll
a statement said to someone who navigates the internet to fast. dude check out sarah’s facebook page. (as he skips four pictures of sarah’s bangin friends) woah woah! slow your scroll man!!
the act of doing sl-t like actions jenny- omg i blew like 4 guys last night!! matt- that is complete sludum!!!!