Ludlow


a small town in m-ssachusetts where pot heads roam the streets and all people care about is soccer and portugal.
person 1- dude, ludlow won state champs in soccer.
person 2- i know, my pot dealer that lives there told me.
a small town in m-ssachusetts that makes a living from selling drugs. where cops drive around in dodge chargers and drug dealers drive around in expensive cars. the only thing people care about is drugs, money, s-x and soccer.
ludlow has 18 state soccer t-tles
verb. to ludlow
‘ludlow’ is the art of performing s-xual acts in open public sp-ces, particularly by water.
man: that guy pulled such a ludlow in that shopping centre yesterday!
ludlow is a small town in vermont located next to okemo. the town has a small population of mostly local vermonters. located in the center of town is the black river, which is where the local derives its name. the whole town contains only one traffic light, known appropriatly as “the light”. ludlow is also the home of the depo street mafia (dsm), which is a local gang of ruffians.
he man, we’re going down to ludlow this weekend to shred some gnar.
the name given to a piece of paper you fold and place under a table to stop it wobbling.
“someone get a ludlow the table is wobbling”
a 10-square-mile retirement home on the welsh border, uk. it is a fine place to go if you want to meet old people or chavs since there really isn’t much else there.

many ludlovians also enjoy the pleasures of sh-gging sheep, an activity local to the bordering country of wales.

in the heart of ludlow is sandpits, home of many a 13-year-old prost-tute and their male counterparts who enjoy nothing more than swaggering around with an unlit cigarette hanging out of their mouth pretending to be “hard”.
“i’ll knock your f–kin’ ‘ed in mate i’m from ludlahhhhh!” – small child in ludlow.
interesting street where i hang in clifton, in cincinnati, ohio. it is the home of h-m-s-xuals, heteros-xuals, freaks, goths, hicks, straight-edge, and many other types of people. basically, no matter how “normal” or “weird” you look, or actually are, you already fit in one way or another.
i’m going up to hang out in clifton again today.

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