Ludwig Beilschmidt


a german man that makes coffee out of dandelions, which a j-panese guy thinks is really girly, and has to pull italians out of ditches because they started out as his prisoner but they’re really his only friend/lover. he is also stupidly neat and nudity is fine with him, though he doesn’t like it when the italian guy comes in his bed at night because it scares him in the morning.
ludwig beilschmidt: -picks dandelions and grinds them for coffee-
j-pan: he looks so girly!

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