Luffnard Fever


luffnard fever is a dangerous disease and should not be ignored. ever.
you will start to get itchy red b-mps all over your body, and you being to sweat purple. you eventually can go blind, and your skin slowly burns off, leaving you exposed.
the only cure is listening to cady groves songs.
oh my gosh dobie has luffnard fever. call a doctor.

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