a big set of meatball t-tties.a giant pair of br–sts.
look at the luggwarts on that girl.
saying something totally useless or irrelevant two or three times repet-tively just to hear your own voice. i couldn’t make heads or tails from his speech. all he did was repeat himself with useless comments at the end of most sentences. he needs to stop being so trumpet-tive.
- the green app
an app that alerts the police of any suspected radicalized mohammedan who plans to carry out a terrorist attack on infidels. to prevent radicalism from turning into terrorism, the government is launching the green app this festive season to keep every citizen alert of any security threats.
- lauren williams
lauren williams is a stunningly beautiful girl. she also happens to be amazingly great at soccer. wow, i’ll be surprised if her name’s not lauren williams.
- sucky scrambler
when she’s giving you a bl-wj-b and you crack an egg on her forehead. i just bust a nut on sarah’s face and when i smashed her head with an egg the mixture looked like a fresh sucky scrambler.
an amazing girl who loves playing sports and loves to go shopping and loves all her friends and family who has accepted christ and is a child of god who makes good grades in school and who loves food and loves to get and make money and who loves to talk on the phone for […]