an incredible type of human being. one who has a big, kind heart unparalleled anywhere else in the universe. she who is generous, humble, and truthful through all circ-mstances. a loving, caring woman who has great comp-ssion incredible diligence.
the lugien-like kitten continued to rub at her upset owner’s feet in an attempt to comfort her.
getting your clothes dry-cleaned oh sh-t, i love this sweater- but it’s holybejesusfunneling only. that’s cr-p on a stick. sara’s a tardm-ffin.
a female who is always on the look out for love, except when they find it they then turn the unsuspecting male in to a lovemug, causing him to forget all his friends and concentrate only on her that girl over there is alright! nah wouldnt go there mate shes a right mugmaker we’d never […]
- paula deen of b*tter
four pounds of b-tter. paula deen is known for using m-ssive amounts of b-tter in her recipes, and since there are four sticks of b-tter in a pound of b-tter, there are four pounds of b-tter in a paula deen of b-tter. to b-tter poach an entire chicken you need to first melt a paula […]
- scab sandwich
going down on a chick when its that time of the month. man sally was on the rag last night and i went down on her…i was eatin some serious scab sandwiches!!
a white-trash male, usually applied to teens and 20-somethings. especially prevalent in, but not limited to, the southern states. implies residence in a mobile home. dude! look at that mullet…he is a total scadracket.