luhan
a 22 year-old guy from a band named exo who has the face of a five-year old. often weeps about his love for a certain maknae named sehun who is currently in south korea. has a baby face but if you’ve seen his abs, you’ll know what’s really underneath.
often has girls crying over him over his extreme cuteness, and also his extreme s-xiness.
may possibly be extremely gay for sehun.
his name means “deer of the dawn” or “morning deer” in chinese.
likes to call a certain xiumin “baozi” which means meatbun in chinese.
also has the power of telekinesis.
may or may not make your ovaries explode.
if you see luhan, try your hardest not to violate him.
sehun: oh my gosh, did you see that luhan?
me: yeah, what about him?
sehun: he’s my boo! so don’t you dare touch him.
the main vocal of exo-m, extremly cute. and will in the future marry a girl with long brown curly hair and long eyelashes named paola
did you hear exos new song luhans voice was amazing
a chinese gay who hasn’t come out of his sh-ll. though he is caught in between loving sehun (co-member) and a filipino gal named ainnie (luhan’s wa aini)
luhan: ainnie!
ainnie: yes?
luhan: wa aini ainnie
sehun: luhan…. nooooo!
a really cute asian guy but a total jerk;f-g at times who loves a really cute asian kid name jonathan o_o
d-mn luhan i f-cking hate you….but your really cute o_o
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