luis giron
when you or another person has the potential of being a pro-sports player but wants to hang out in an infested house getting drunk with the sorriest on earth. also likes to ditch other friends for those who he likes to get drunk with. also has a girlfriend that has the amazon forest on her back as hair
you: hey watsup dude? u wana play some football or sumthin
friend: naw im just gona go to another persons house to do some stuff
you: awww don’t tell me ur pulling a luis giron!
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