Luke Gaffney


1 – used to describe a night that, due to excessive consumption of alcohol, is missing a substantial time period.
2 – used to describe a drink that causes such a night.

the phrase luke gaffney derives from an actual person, one mr luke gaffney, a rugby player from the north of england. when questioned about his drunken actions, mr gaffney frequently replied “i can’t remember” in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.
1. a) so what was your night like on sat-rday?
b) i don’t know, it was a bit of a luke gaffney.

2. a) i’ll have a luke gaffney please.

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