Luke Mitri


someone who fights anonymous people on ask.fm after being verbally demolished to the point where responding will only end in constant bullying. ask.fm being notorious for being a horrible site where kids get smashed by words every minute, a luke mitri would be like a john rambo to all the battered and bruised users of ask.fm. like a john rambo, he’s tough but not smart usually replying with negative comments such as “f-g” or “fat-ss” only provoking responses of many because he lashed out against a person for asking a question.
“i was browsing on ask.fm when i stumbled upon a page, a flame war was in mid sequence and in the middle was a luke mitri.”

guy1: yo look at this guys ask.fm page
guy2: what about it?
guy1: guy is pulling a luke mitri!
guy2: so? he is getting demolished by all theses anons.
a person who wants to fight you then backs out. or an can be used to describe an terrible dj or rapper still recording in their parents bas-m-nt.
guy1: yo what the f-ck is your beef f-g.
guy2: fight me!
guy1: ok…
guy2: just jokes bro!
guy1: f-cking luke mitri

guy1: like my freestyle?
guy2: no you took it from 8mile, f-cking luke mitri.
one of the best kinds of people in the world. a luke mitri would be like a gentleman, always pushing away girls. saying “i’m sorry that i pushed you away girl, but i always wanted you to come back girl.” in general a ladies man, in spare time luke mitri is a very talented musician like john lenon or chairman mao. he is a skilled fighter and boxing champion at the schomberg fair. getting good grades in applied a role model to the whole student body. people want to be him, though luke mitri can be used as slang to the person who killed biggie luke usually carries a 50 cal. berreta around getting b-tches.
“i saw luke mitri today and j-zzed buckets as dj blitzzzz walked in after a scr-p with edward.”

guy1: wow you hear luke mitri’s music!
guy2: man it is barf.
guy3: i would if i could.
guy1: man i wish i had what he had. i’m so underprivileged.

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