Luke Mooney
a man with nothing better to do than fap to the sound of his parents banging in the next room.
this guy could lift a car with his right arm alone. personality traits include: staring into sp-ce, not smiling. ever, and having a great sense of humour.
-guy walks into a bar, then dies from his injuries-
oh g-d, you’re such a luke mooney!!!!
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