Luke Schmalix
luke schmalix is the world most awesome mother f-cking person. he will f-ck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.
luke schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
luke schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. he has a dark side and doesn’t like it when he lets it out.
luke schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
he also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
josh:you see that kid luke schmalix
eric:i wouldn’t f-ck wit him
josh: f-ck that me either.
girl 1: you see that kid over there.
girl 2: ya omg thats luke schmalix
girl 1: he is really hot
girl 2: ya i know
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