luke the alcoholic
luke gets drunk and his best friend dan smokes weed. he has two other friends oscar and sean. oscar smokes (not weed) and sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. if you ever meet a luke please get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. he has two salad childs and a cat bf called jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin
luke the alcoholic- oi fam im h-lla drunk ill stab yo b-tch
dan- shut
up
luke the alcoholic- ill slit open your knee caps
dan- o sh-t
luke the alcoholic- you’re mom g-y
dan- no u
sean- gotosleepyousketsitsreallylateanditsaschoolnight
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