Luke Todd
1. a crowd admirer
2. a humongous spot resembling a second nose
3. swindons biggest fan
4. a bald spot on his head
5. possibly the sh-ttest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team
6. someone who sweats it to every lesson
im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was
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