lukewarm fan
someone who claims to be a huge fan of of a musician or band, but really only know one or two songs by them. it’s extremely annoying.
simple b-tch: omg i love ed sheeran so much!
actual fan: oh really, what songs of his do you like?
simple b-tch: lego house!
actual fan: me too, any others?
simple b-tch: uhhhhhhhhhh…
actual fan: my bad, didn’t realize you were a lukewarm fan.
simple b-tch: wha?
actual fan: bye b-tch.
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