lukey brandon is somewhat of a leader, he inspires to be who you are, he is therefore, number one. luke brandon number one, in most cases. he tends to pull all the b-tches, thats what makes him so cool.
wow, that kid pulls b-tches, he must be a lukey brandon.
- lung f*cking
lung f-ck-ng is when your are having s-x with a guy with a really big d-ck and it takes your breathe away. (his d-ck is so big that measuring it up against your body, it would come up to where your lungs are.) girl 1: “how was last night? ;d” girl 2: “omg it was […]
a very proper and kinda nerdy person at first glance, but is really a druser. often called “kong drus” look at that crazy person dancing in the nude! yeah, he must be a lunke.
- m*ffler burn
a hickey wow dude, what were you thinking when you let that chick give you that big ol’ m-ffler burn. it looks nasty haha.
- munt contest
the art of finding the ugliest looking females (or munts) on mysp-ce, saving the links and then trading the links off against another player, a la top trumps. usually played over an instant messaging service like msn messenger. the two players are given a certain amount of time (usually one hour) to find five random […]
- sneaky jellyfish
the sneaky jellyfish is performed in a hot tub with other people in it. you discretely rub one out and let it float around. sooner or later the c-m will stick on someones chest. girl: “ahh this hot tub is so relaxing” guy: “yeah it is,but what is that on your chest” girl: “ewww i […]