Lukina
what happens when a young boy rejects the company of his twin brother and decides to date an actual person from the female s-x , thereby forming the cutest couple in history.
girl #1: aw, look she likes him so much!
girl #2: too bad he’s so attached to his twin that they’ll never work!
girl #1: … look at that! he’s going up to her!
girl #2: wow, he just walked away from his twin for a split second!
girl #1: they are sooo lukina!
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