Lunch Foul
similar to a party foul, the only exception being that it occurs in a school cafeteria rather than at a party. following lunchtime blunders like spillage, spitting out of food amidst a fit of laughter, slipping on a stray banana peel, or cutting an elder in line, pals and p-ssersby who witness said mess-up shout “lunch foul,” drawing attention to the guilty party and burdening him/her with peer-induced humiliation. for added effect, start a slow clap whilst tablemates point at the wrongdoer. guaranteed to cause an uproar, but beware: food fight may ensue.
today jamie made a funny and julia laughed until chocolate milk came out of her nose…talk about a lunch foul!
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