lululemon

a brand no man should ever wear… ever
dan wore a lululemon shirt to the gym that had thumb holes in the sleeves… no, just, no.
vancouver-based maker of the tightest pants on the face of the planet. possibly has something to do with yoga. definitely has something to do with horribly attractive girls with nice -sses. these pants will ruin your concentration. the logo at the back is hypnotic.
i went to the gym yesterday, and it was full of hot girls in lululemon pants.
a high quality brand of athletics wear at a high price.
often worn by old women, or trendy younger kids. lots of the clothing involves spandex, and it sells those popular hoodies, that zip up all the way up the neck.
“woah did you see that girl running past us?”

“yeah she was wearing lulu lemon”
skin tight workout clothes that women wear, no matter what shape or size. for some reason most woman think the pants are flattering. unfortunately should only be worn by those with no body fat, because these pants are known to show every tiny bit of cellulite on a womans b-tt and legs.
“that poor slightly over weight woman, she really shouldn’t be wearing lululemon”
a popular yoga and exercise brand of clothing. mostly for yoga and dance and running, but also just worn for fashion. extremely comfy and modified fabrics are used, like luon for wicking properties and staying dry.
she’s wearing those lululemon pants just like evryone else is!
a stupid, overrated, and highly expensive clothing store most teenaged girls, even little girls and mid-aged women wear. most of the clothing isn’t even nice, and tons of young girls beg their parents to buy them a “lulu” sweater just to be cool and the same as everyone else.
daughter “can i please get a lululemon sweater! i want to be just like my friends!”

mom “of course you can, because being like everyone else is really cool!”