Lum Pa Pa Lan


phrase: lum pa pa lan /pah lun, pa lãn/ hk. the b-lls h-tting the p-n-s: pa hit + lan p-n-s also abbrev. to lppl. vulg. used to expr. that an act, a plan, etc., has backfired.

it is widely used in malaysia.. especially among the hokkien dialect community..

which means whatever you do.. you’ll end up with the same or no results.. whatsoever..
richard: bro, seems like u always break up with ur gf and get back together and repeat the same thing all over again and ended up with same result.. this is what u call lum pa pa lan.

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