lum


scots word for chimney or flue,allows the reek to exit a house!
santa clause is comin
he’s comin doon the lum!
ye better pit the fire oot!
in case he burns his b-m!
19-20th century vernacular for the v-g-n-. a ‘lum’ was initially a slang word for the flue that drew smoke from an open fire up to the chimney on the rooftop. lum as a slnag term is quite popular with women of a certain age and social background.
ah’m goan away tae benidorm tae get ma auld lum swept by they spanish waiters!!
acronym for “love you much”
sent in a text/tweet/email to someone you care for.
ttyl, lum
when someone has no definition of their b-m. i.e a flat b-m. when their b-m and legs appear as one.
“omg that girl over there has got a proper lum”
lum or lum stands for lazy useless motherf-cker, someone who is lazy & useless during work or in general
at work bradley is a lum. or that guy is a lum he never does anything, what a lum
boring.
psm’s lums.
the name of the alien invader’s(aptly named invader) beautiful daughter in the anime comedy cl-ssic “urusei yatsura”

lum is constantly making her fiancee ataru moroboshi’s(supreme prevert) life a living h-ll in order for him to finally recognize her as his one and only love interest. she accomplishes this task throughout the series with the help of her various powers, gadgets, friends, etc.
lum lost to ataru in the contest over invading earth, when he finally stole her bikini top and then grabbed her horns.

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