Lumanitis
the irritation one experiences when listening to the incessant clanging of the spoon in a bowl during the creation of the concoction known as luma.
john: doctor, my wife keeps making this terrible noise when making ice cream. it’s all i hear now! it haunts my dreams!
doctor: hmmm…..it would appear you’re suffering from an acute case of lumanitis.
john: dear g-d, is there a cure?!
doctor: sure, have some of this luma!
-clanging spoon-
john: noooo!!!
-wakes up in a cold sweat-
john: oh, it was just a dream.
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