lumber on the front porch

large br–sts. sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.
(man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) “that one’s got some serious lumber on the front porch.”

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